Lagi dan lagi

A dull day made even duller by a dialogue in a script of a TV programme:

Two friends are out in the woods getting lost when one of them slipped and rolled down the hill and BROKE HIS LEG. The other one quickly came to his rescue, which is normal lah kan. Tapi apa yang tak normal adalah soalannya 'Kau tak apa-apa, Man?'.

Did I mention that the guy BROKE HIS LEG?


Layan!



p/s As much as I think this rhyme doesn't make sense, I still sing it to Ilham. He seems to like it, or maybe he finds it amusing. That's my boy!

Language Lesson

I just love language...

What I found out recently (yes, I'm still learning, all the way learning)

1) perlindungan - protection
2)PElindungan - JAMBAN!
3)Perlaksanaan - implementation
4) Pelaksanaan - implement
5) Bekerja NOT berkerja
6) Bekerjasama NOT Berkerjasama
7) Memperindah NOT memperindahkan

There you go...

p/s Don't call me an expert because I'm not. I strive to be one, but am still not there yet.

Makcik Berturbo

Lambat sangat tunggu Amir blog this piece. Sakit hati tengok iklan Gillette Mach 3 Turbo yang ada sekarang. Alah iklan yang ada seorang perempuan cantik yang memakai nama SITI SALEHA. Aku ni agak2 pekak (tapi kurang pekak dari Sedi la), tapi masih boleh mendengar dengan jelas kesalahan sebutan yang amat ketara. Mungkin orang lain tak perasan sebab iklan tu tak der kena mengena dengan hidup dia, atau memang tak pernah pay attention pada iklan (betul tak der nafsu ni), atau masa iklan tu ditayangkan dia ke dapur, tandas, memandikan anak etc, atau mungkin tak amik pot sgt pasal kesalahan tu sebab dah terpana ngan muka si Siti yang memang comel.

Anda tak perasan ke sebutan dia

Gellette (L ditebalkan mcm Siti Nurhaliza) Makcik Turbo?

Tak perasan?

Pada siapa harus aku ajukan aduan ini?

hahahha..gelak je lah.

Funny Side of Things

Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart. Please help yourself

Kelas Komputor, Telur Bungus, Lamp Chop,Any inconveniences is highly appreciated - seen by Amir

Mee Bangdung - seen by Marini

Hair Rebounding, Complimentari Give For You, Marry Christmas - seen by Moon

Of course all these will be much more hilarious with pictures.
Laugh, laugh laugh all you can, while you still can.

When You Have No Heart

When you have no heart, you tend to do horrible things like:

a) Holding up a baby's food money for the week just because you are mad at the parents
b) Avoiding your own sister because you know she's in deep shit and would probably ask for your help
c) Avoiding anybody whom you THINK is in deep shit because they would probably ask for your help and you do not want to look bad for not helping
d) Ignoring calls by a friend because you do not want to have to answer her many queries
e) Doing all the above but still think you are an angel

My prayers are all for you...

Taking Time Off...

I am taking time off from participating in any familial activities (my side of the family) to prevent anymore heartaches. Hahhaah Why so dramatic eh? Well as Hallmark says time and again, "in life there is drama".

Maybe this is the best for now. My sister in law asked me how long would the hiatus take, and my answer to her was "tak lama la, cuma sampai Ilham 5 tahun je".

It might or might not take that long. They say time heals all wounds. I am not sure if this wound would heal at all.

Anyways, Selamat Hari Raya Korban. I am celebrating this auspicious day in JB. No, they will not miss me.

The Star Player

As with other parents, we love to take pictures of our little man. Between us, we've actually taken 166 pictures of him (excluding some which are still in my phone). These are my personal favourite...



With Auntie Su..In this picture he looks more like me (atau adakah aku perasan?)




The sleeping, thinking boy




Why do you have to wake me up mama?




Bedong was so outdated for a boy like me...



I see the light! Just arrived in Bagan Lalang from Wangsa Maju




Two days old..First time in mama's arms.